Saturday, December 21, 2013

Video - 52

Video - 52 I am such chronic masturbater I don't think I would last five minutes before losing my load if that were me. The more I edge, the faster I would cum if I were to experience sex with someone.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Orgy gay -

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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Pleasing myself

Two hours into my nightly play session and I have managed to enjoy not touching myself with my hands. I tell you it is hard sitting down without squishing around on what ever chair I am sitting on. I pulled a muscle in my upper right leg yesterday and I am using that as an excuse to justify touching myself with my legs.

My ball sac is dragging as I slide further down while sitting on the wooden rocking bench out on the front porch. Enjoying what that feels like makes my penis begin the nightly ritual of pounding it's way to an erection whether I touch it or not. It will find a way to cum. I know that I must touch with my hands later, but I enjoy the moment. Pound after pound. Oh how I love my pointy little penis.

Three hours in and the time has arrived. Time to change gears. Time to downshift before slamming on the gas petal. Ever so softly and slowly my hands creep closer. tugging on my massive amount of skin above my penis. As if by magic as I pull the skin up and away my penis head pops out checking to see if it's all clear to come out and play. And play it will. It's great to have a penis.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Nicki Minaj - Pound The Alarm (Explicit)

I find her to be intoxicating. I often jerk while listening to her.

Friday, November 15, 2013


I just updated a couple of new videio's on my motherless account - thesolitudeone.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Crunch time

I guess it's time to set a limit on how may times I use my catch towel before washing. Based on what happened tonight, my catch towel is no good after four uses. While crawling on my catch towel on my bed I felt a crunch under my knee. I had landed on one of my messes from before. I will push my catch towel limit this one time since I am already playing with my self and I don't want to get back up and get a fresh one. 

Sunday, October 20, 2013

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femanine filming two naked guys | Man Hub ™ I simply enjoy thinking about this happening. I love edging while watching scenes like this. Fun and it feels so good to play with myself.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

A very nice way to cum

Teen Boy Has Hard Orgasm - XVIDEOS.COM I have done a version of this myself. It's a very satisfying way to cum.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Daddy's Gurl -

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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Made to eat own cum -

Made to eat own cum - I have never tasted my own cum, so you can imagine how hot I think this video is. I started stroking real good when the sticky stuff slipped off her chin and later was being pulled apart between their chins. As the camera view panned back it revealed that she was prepared to catch what slid off. Then things drifted into something I never expected. Anyway, I would like to experience eating my own cum for the first time by a lovely lady who had just blown me off.

Friday, September 6, 2013

First Tuesday

Went to O'gradys Tuesday evening for ladies night. I don't know why, but the place was not packed inside. I did not go outside to see what the crowd was like there, but it there was a nip in the air so I can't believe it was packed any more than inside. That certainly did not effect the enjoyment I had just watching the goings on. Kissing, grabbing taking place all around. All I need do is look for it and that's fun.

About three bars stools down from me a couple were getting it on. The girl who had her back to me was being girl handled on her butt. A nice butt it was encased in bluejeans that were not to tight or too loose. One nice squeeze of the butt cheek before sliding up and down the inner cheek was enough to require me to take a drink of PBR just to divert my eyes before they pop out.

I find that I am now starting to boldly look at individuals and not divert my eyes when I am caught looking. I mean I can't really help it. These ladies are putting it out there.  I am a guy, I am going to look.

I noticed a fellow lurker across the bar. His radar had hooked on this one smoking hot lady who had caught my attention when I first saw her as well just a bit earlier. I sat at my spot at the bar and watched as he could not keep from looking at her time and time again and getting caught looking at her again and again.

Tonight for whatever reason I seemed to concentrate on looking at the ladies who were tall and thin with a boys haircut and a definite bent towards looking like a boy (think somewhat like Miley Cyrus) I started thinking to myself how much fun I will have reliving this encounter once I am at home where I can pursue my pleasure trip. I was not sure how she would fit in my fantasy, but I know she as well as others will be there.

One of the boy girls (this one with bright red eyeglasses and one haircolor on the sides and another on top) I was talking with while she was waiting for drinks got the impression that I was unaware of what this night was. I said sure I know what it is, It's ladies night. She reacts to my answer by interrupting her group who were talking amongst themselves just behind us. She tells them that he does not know what this night is. Then she tells me that it's lesbian night, not ladies night. I somehow enjoyed thinking that she thought she was the one to explain to this "old fart" what was going on.

Well, I have been leaking pre-cum for a while now that it is starting to effect the smooth stroking that I have become accustomed to. Got to put my search engine on boy/girl lesbians and get going.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

New Hammock

I recently purchased a hammock to use at my home. Thoughts of lying on my hammock, nude and whaling away at my member for anyone to see. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Fortunately  for me there is one area on my property on the side of my home where a good deal of privacy is available.  Lets just say I am taking things slow and as safe as I can. I can't resist having thoughts of playing with myself every time I lay down on my hammock.

This evening, after dark, it was raining.  I knew this would be a perfect time to to fulfill a fantasy that I have had ever since I ordered the hammock. I went out to my hammock in only my boxers and flip flops. I disrobed, laid out on my hammock and felt the raindrops land on my naked body.

The hammock pillow fabric produced a sound when the raindrops hit. Nature creating music for the ears. Each ear hearing different raindrop patterns. Pretty neat, while stoned. Slowly, but surely my mind was being redirected to the raindrops landing on my body in my genital area. It felt interesting. As a 61 year old fart, I like it. One raindrop and another and soon I am squeezing my anus muscle to alert my penis that I must feel the raindrops while erect. Rainwater, a natural lubricant.

My age caught up to me. While I enjoyed gooning on my hammock during a rainstorm, the rain started to make me feel cold. I would think that younger gooners would fight through the cold to reach the goal.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

What a life

61 years old and having the time of my life playing with myself. Masturbation for me is an event I must perform at least once a day. I am entering into the age where I find that my erections are starting to come and go. I miss the jacking sessions when my penis stayed rock hard until ejaculation.

I say sad, but I really don't mean it. I guess what I am trying to say is that at my age playing with my penis is like riding a roller coaster (like the ones down at Cedar Point). Multiple erections before ejaculation has an awful lot pluses.

It is great that no matter how young or how old you are, a penis is fun.

Monday, July 29, 2013

The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon's Surprising Answer

I remember before this show began, I thought that it would be a good show to watch. The reviews I saw for this series prior to the series premiere did not give this show much hope. I never miss recording this show for watching later as my schedule allows.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Nicki Minaj - High School (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne

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Nicki Minaj on Pandora

I added Nicki Minaj to my Pandora account this evening. Wow is all I can say. Her channel is just what I love to jerk to. Nice smooth stroking while listening to the singers lyrics. I have got to buy a new stereo system for my bedroom. I can't believe I am listening to songs that talk so openly about sex. I will be 62 in October and I love it. I don't need to watch porn, the music will do.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

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Femdom fetish cfnm sissy handjob - XVIDEOS.COM Nice find of a CFNM I had not seen before.

A couple of images that were also of interest to me while I masturbate.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

My Omegle experience

Rarely do I find what I desire while on Omegle, but there are occasions like this one that make up for the misses.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Rubbing the corner of the Albolene jar

This evening I am going to see if my almost empty jar of Albolene will be enough to take me through my journey. I have a backup jar, but that will mean taking time from my edging session to go and get it. Oh I do enjoy a game within a game. Long live female curves.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

I discovered a new way to have fun with myself while outside. I am very late in planting this year. I have had the plants about 3 weeks now so daily watering is a must. Well like anything else, my pervert side creeps out. My watering hose is hooked up to one of those auto re winders and to prevent the nozzle from being yanked into the reel box while rewinding, it is necessary to install a ring on the hose. If you look at the photo, the ring is about 2' from the nozzle. I hold the nozzle end with one hand and the hose with my other hand. More control of the water direction makes watering fun. The ring circling the hose lines up with my junk and while I swing my arm while watering, I can rub the ring up to my junk. Think of the swinging of a hammock and you should get the idea. I think if I am careful, I might start watering while facing the street rather than having my back to passersby. I think it is hard to notice what pleasure I have while doing a common task. I would have to stop to wave at someone if they extended a greeting and I would have a great smile for them as well.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Ladies niight

I spent the evening up at the bar. It is ladies night (first Wednesday of each month) and the bar fills up with what I believe to be lesbians and a spattering of males (of all persuasion). What makes it great is lesbians all get together and have one great party. I get to think to myself how great it would be if some of  my fantasies came true.

I am the dirty old man who comes into the bar and his mind goes crazy. He sees each lesbian as just one more reason to want to masturbate. It is that intense. The younger ladies see this dirty old man sitting at the bar at the main corner of the bar. As the night wears on the corner is overrun by females trying to get another drink. The dirty old man has done his homework. He knows that this corner always is short one bar stool and thereby offering direct access to the bar for refills. The young girls want to tease this dirty old man and slowly begin to push against me. Those girls don't understand how much each and every bump they give me makes me want to masturbate. I want to make my penis ache while fully engorged.

I can't say that is fantasy anymore. I truly believe some of these girls take pity on this dirty old man and rub up to me on purpose.

Saturday, June 1, 2013


Tonight I am going to masturbate with my right hand for a change. I think it will be intense and I can't wait to begin. Slowing down is hard to do once I get going, but my first erection of the evening must wait. My ball sack is soft to the touch. Pulling on my loose scrotum skin and pinching it feels cool. When I hold it like a tent I am able to wiggle around under it. My balls have the freedom to jiggle back and forth. Boy that's fun. Oh my, I am aching to begin play. The only way out for a  solo edger like me is to make my nightly offering in honor of female curves. Life is great.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Masturbanthology: PICTURES - Deep inside

Masturbanthology: PICTURES - Deep inside

Masturbanthology: PICTURES - Rihanna concert

Masturbanthology: PICTURES - Rihanna concert I love getting high listening to her channel on Pandora. It provides a good starting point for my nightly edge. I cannot get over how racy the lyrics of her songs are. These kids today must be having a great time. They must be jerking all of the time with everything that is available now.

Friday, May 24, 2013

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(No cum shot) Such a gentle touch. It was like she was doing it to me. I darn near lost it, but no, my journey is only beginning.
Cute amateur teen handjob - HardSexTube

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Strip club dancer licks ass

Strip club dancer licks ass

I sure would like to know where this is legal. Wild stuff on stage and blowjobs in public. I would be lurking in the shadows beating my meat enjoying each and every touch.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Puffing up the hill

I rather enjoyed taking my walk tonight. While cresting the steep side of a hill I came upon a couple approaching from the other direction. The footpath on the hill is fenced in on both sides and due to the early evening sunlight cascading through the ever filling tree branches the footpath takes on a tunnel effect. The sunlight strikes them on their left side creating a spotlight effect. As soon as I saw that I was noticed by them the man dropped back behind the women in what I considered to be a submissive role. They were still some 70' away and the fun began. Like a perfectly written scene in a movie, I saw that she was intoxicating the closer we came to each other. She looked to me to be about 20 years younger than the fellow she was with and I figured he was in heaven being in her beauty. I guess she was getting warm from her walk because she then removed her over sized clingy button down sweater before wrapping it around her waist. Oh my gosh, she was wearing a top that allowed a view of her bosom that was revealing in a upscale classy way. Two small spaghetti sized straps holding her top from falling down appeared as we closed in upon each other. She looked like a model in a glamor magazine. Everything pleasing to a mans eye. Oh how I love female bosom cleavage. All females seem to enjoy knowing that there are masturbaters everywhere who are ready and willing to masturbate for them. I just know that she knew just what she was doing to this old pervert by doing what she did. That provides my starting point this evening.

It seems like a good time to begin my nightly offering to female curves.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

In front of a mirror

Oh how I enjoy playing with myself while standing naked in front of a mirror. I am able to watch as I caress my throbbing manhood. The excess scrotum skin left over from my heavier days allows me to play with my penis while not actually touching my penis. I push my fingertips through two layers of scrotum skin before touching my penis. OK, I hope you get what I mean, but I am playing with myself while writing this and I think you understand.

The feeling is quite intense. I don't think I can wait much longer. I am an edger. I must not leave the ranks of edgers only to ejaculate within an hour of starting. I have to grab hold of my penis and push forward. I have been able to push through so many times before. Why should this time be any different?

Oh my, that felt good. I fought back this time. Slowing down helped.

Oh no, touching my penis directly.

Time to get down to business. Saturday evening goon, here I come.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Stupid is as stupid does

I got a crazy idea today. I tried to use a hair trimmer to trim the hairs from my old elastic scrotum. I've never tried to trim my hairs down their before today.  It was a mess. Plenty of nicks that bleed all over the inside of my boxers. I am somewhat concerned that this stupid thing I did will effect my nightly edging party. Pain is not a turn on for me although I think in this case, I just might have to live with it. It's hard to stop when you know that you must masturbate. Masturbate too female curves. All the power in the universe.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Saturday after walking at the mall looking at female curves

My mind is being hijacked again this evening. I am straight, but I find that my interests in looking at porn while masturbating is shifting. I can't explain it. I have never had a relation with a male in a sexual way. Since I don't have relations with either sex due to my shyness, I think I would have a greater chance hooking up with a guy than a girl, if I would ever try. Well, it's off to the races for me. My 4 hour plus jerk is about to take off and I need to prepare. It's great to have a penis to jerk off in honer of female curves.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

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Can't say that I ever saw anything like this before. Hey, it seems to work for him. More power to him.
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Monday, April 8, 2013


Life is great. Had a bit of rain today after many days without rain or snow. It's late afternoon and the sun is out now while I start my daily ritual of sitting on the front porch smoking a bowl. I am in the direct sunlight doing my newspaper puzzles and start to feel the warmth of the sunlight. I begin to exercise my joints enjoying the warmth and how good it feels to stretch out into a big yawn, arms raised up behind my head. As I massage my neck muscle's I enjoy a deep inner pleasure sensation. Running down from my tailbone come instructions to send a signal to my penis. I feel the burst of power start the journey to my penis. Reaching it's destination it dissipates leaving only the need to try and make my penis regain its intensity. The first indication of an impending erection has been received.

And so it goes.The daily routine is to deny my urges until I have finished my bowl and puzzles. I have to punish myself for the things I will do to myself later. I can't wait until I can remove all of my clothes and goon for hours on end. Like I said, life is great.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A bit stoned

I am thinking that a novel way of tasting my own cum would be if I could shoot into my own mouth. That's not that easy for me. I am close to getting social security, I am way overweight and my penis is below average in size (but it feels good just the same). I think I really need to cut back on eating and do more 'floggin the frog' trying to work on my aim. I think I might do a search on the porn sites to watch how other guys do it (tasting their own cum). That might be a nice starting off point to my adventure this evening.

Monday, March 18, 2013

To my way of thinking, she knows how to make me happy.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The power of females over males begins early.

Keep an eye on the young lad in the background. You can clearly see that the girls are causing him to cover up his growing erection only to surrender to the urge to play with himself. I certainly can sympathize with him and the fun he is having. It's great to have a penis to play with.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Fat guy gets the girl.

This guy is a hero to me. Such a hot girl with a fat guy. I enjoyed this.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Friday, February 22, 2013

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Sunday, February 17, 2013

It's great to dream while stroking (for me anyway).

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013