Sunday, June 11, 2017

Water pills

My doctor has me taking water pills two times a day. I always take one before I begin my daily jerking session while trolling the Internet. I like to edge at least two hours (mostly longer) before I lose it and by taking the pill, the pressure builds up in my bladder forcing me to stop my edging and take a pee. I then go back and beat some more and you see, don"t you? It can happen again and again three of four times. By then my little friend says, hey buddy it's time to to release your goo. Mighty fine instructions indeed.

I confess that I am abusing prescription drugs, but I need help when I jerk. I figure in about a half hour from I will hit that speed bump on the road to bliss. 

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